Emasculated

Heater Repairman: "Do you want to watch me put together the filter?"
Me: "That's okay."
Rachel: "I do"
I don't want Rachel downstairs with a stranger, so I go downstairs.
Repairman: "They use metal now. These filters are much easier to install."...
Rachel: Well, if anything falls apart around here, mommy is the one who will fix it."
Me: (thought bubble) "If you all need my balls, I'll just leave them here on the floor...."