well, Hello, Dali!

I glance in my rear-view mirror and see Rachel has arranged part of a hot pink pipe cleaner into each nostril. At each end, the pipe cleaner is curled upward. She sees me looking. "Hi, I'm Salvador Dali!' she says. Strangely, I am proud.

Fun With Dr. Seuss

I heard the other day that Dr. Seuss books were going digital. So I say to myself, "Self, you should write the script in the style of Dr. Seuss." And then I did.

Modern readers have no use,
For hardbound volumes of Dr. Seuss,
Perhaps you'd like to turn the page,
But Seuss has hit the digital age.

Yes, it's true, good sir and ma'am,
A new way to eat Green Eggs And Ham,
The perfect compliment, do not tarry,
You read it on your own Blackberry.

The point here of our little chat,
Is changes to Cat In The Hat,
Perhaps it is now Cat In The Cap,
For now he is an Apple App.

And to my anchor's credit, he flat out nailed the read!