Preteen Observations

1) How can we have a kitchen filled with food and she doesn't like any of it?
2) How can you suddenly not like cheese?
3)What's with the occasional laptop volume equivalent to a 747 three feet above your house?
4)Trash can-two steps away. Sink-five steps away. Repeat as necessary.
5)Did I say the areas behind the couch cushions could be used for storage?
6)Hey, it's 90 degrees. Let's wear a flannel shirt with shorts and sandals
7)I still find you adorable. Deal with it!