Not Just Forks, Elegant Forks!

So I'm walking down an aisle at Kroger to buy a box of plastic forks when I see them. "Elegant" plastic forks. Elegant? Really? Is that an adjective that should be attached to "plastic forks?" Do they have a fifth prong or something? I never had thought of myself as a member of the Bourgeoisie and I wouldn't want something as pedestrian as a plastic fork to spoil my Proletariat status. Would an alarm blare if I walked out of "Crow-jhay" with my elegant plastic forks while wearing my working-class blue jeans? But then I decided, "Well, I have to eat my august mac and cheese with something! Let them eat Ding Dongs, in a genteel manner of course!"