The Wit And Wisdom Of Rachel

Some recent gems:

Self-defense lesson:
"Rachel, if someone bad tries to grab you, kick him in the wiener!"
"If he's a man."
Was the clarification really necessary?
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Rachel, loudly at Chili's last night: "Remember when I had worms because I kept scratching my butt?" I almost expected a mass "Check, please!" (And no, she did not have worms)
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‎"Rachel, I'm so in love with you."
"Don't date me!"
"What?"
"I'm just kidding!"
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Rachel's homework called for her to come up with words with the same double consonants at the end. Trying to help, I offered a hint. "Daddy wants to do this when someone is driving too slow in front of him..." Immediately, Rachel replies, "Yell." "Actually, the word I was looking for was 'pass'" I respond. "But your answer is probably more accurate."
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As Rachel bit into a piece of steak at the Japanese Hibachi Grill she proclaimed, "I"m a vegetarian, but I don't like vegetables!"