Rudolph The Redneck Reindeer

An inspired moment at dinner led to this:

You know Rascal and Dixie,
And Elvis and Rufus,
Tiny and Rebel,
And Junior and Duffus.

But do you recall,
The redneckiest reindeer of all?

Bubba, the redneck reindeer,
Had a very shiny wreath,
And if you ever saw him,
You would note his missing teeth.

All of the other reindeer,
Before they left the garage,
Had to make sure their saddles,
Displayed lots of camouflage.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Dropping toys, that is our goal,
While I dip my chaw of Skoal.

Oh how the reindeer loved him!
Though they had to stay in shape,
Bubba the redneck reindeer,
Led a sleigh full of duct tape!