I Can't See Clearly Now

With the end of the year looming, I thought it might be fun to book a psychic as a guest on one of my weekend newscasts. He or she could predict what to expect in 2007.

I did some research and found a woman we talked to ten years ago on a story. I left a message and waited for a call back, although truth be told, if she was a really good psychic, she would have known I was waiting for her call.

Eventually, she returned my call and told her she had retired and in fact, was in a new business. How exactly does a psychic retire? Do their inner voices move to South Florida?
Do their visions deteriorate as they get older? Do their crystal balls fog over? I just have to know!