Puppy Love

Apparently, not everyone is hurting in today's society. There was a dog wedding in Atlanta last Saturday and the day before, the bride and groom went to a doggie spa. Really? Really!

So naturally, that started talk in the newsroom about things you'd overhear at a wedding of two dogs. Gee, I wonder who would have initiated that conversation? Anyhow, here is what we came up with:

"You may now sniff the bride's butt"
"I hope they're not hounded by paparazzi"
"With this bone, I thee wed"
"I hear Pucci made her gown"
"Damn, where did I bury the ring?"
"Do you pledge to love, honor, obey, roll over and fetch?"
"You may now kiss the bitch"
"I don't think he'll stray. I bought an invisible fence as a gift"

Not to mention the limousine driving off with the bride's head hanging out one rear window and the groom's head hanging out the other.