Thanksgiving Song

With Apologies To Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Oklahoma"....This was in my head when I woke up!

Tryptophan coma,
Where the food sits happy in my gut!
Please another cup,
I can't stand up,
And I have no feeling in my butt!

Tryptophan coma,
Every year my turkey friend and I,
Nowhere near quite buff,
We both are stuffed,
And we both are pumped up in the thighs.

I know I must stop,
But I sigh,
As I grab me a fourth slice of pie!

And we just love Thanksgiving!
Need a nap Thanksgiving!
I'll just catch the second half of football,
Right now I'll shut my eyes.

T-U-R-K-E-Y Yea!
Tryptophan Coma!

Yow!