My Quotable Daughter

Rachel has been on fire with the quotes this week.

Example One:

(Picking up Rachel at school)
"Hey, Rachel! Guess what daddy did today that he hasn't done in a long time?" (Mow the lawn)
"Take a shower?"
"NO! Do I smell bad?"
"No"
(Thanks for the paranoia, though)

Example two:

"Daddy, there's a boy in choir. I think he's in LOVE with me!"
"Why do you think that?"
"Whenever I look at him, he smiles."
"Do you know his name?"
"No, but he knows mine."
"How does he know your name? Did you get in trouble for talking?"
"Yes"
"Is he in your grade?"
"No, he's a fourth grader and HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME, except he's pale."
Apparently, looking like Rachel is the gold standard.
"So, you like choir?"
"Choir is great!....Cute boy?....Rachel is in!"

Keep in mind, Rachel is 7 1/2. Don't you just get the feeling the teenaged years are going to be a blast?