Out of the Mouths of Babes!

Rachel just completed her first day at preschool. More on that later. Afterwards, she and my wife went out to lunch at one of Rebecca's favorite restaurants.
Shortly afterwards, an older woman was seated in the next booth over. She complained to the hostess that her eyes hurt because the lights were too bright.
Her son then sat down. She complained to him that her eyes hurt because the light was too bright.
When the manager came by, the woman again said her eyes hurt because the lights were too bright. This time, she added that she just had finished an appointment at the eye doctor.
In a nice gesture, the manager dimmed the lights to the entire restaurant so the older woman would feel more comfortable.
That's when my little 2 1/2 year old piped up and in the loudest voice possible asked, "WHERE DID THE LIGHTS GO?"
I guess we shouldn't be surprised though. My wife told me that one day, Rachel walked up to the most handsome customer in TCBY and informed him, "I have a poopie diaper...and it's a big one!"