By The Time I Get to Phoenix

Last night, Rebecca and I watched the Tonight Show. There was Reese Witherspoon for me and Hugh Laurie for her.
Anyhow, at one point, Joaquin Phoenix came out to sign a motorcycle for Katrina Relief. Rebecca asked for clarification on his name and I repeated his name and said it was Hispanic in origin.
I then told her he was the brother of Summer, Rain and the late River Phoenix. I said their parents were hippies and they all had these earthy names. Rebecca thought that strange and asked why they didn't just name a child Dirt Mound Phoenix.