She Has A Chipper Jones

I awoke from a nap the other day and walked out to see what number one daughter was up to. I noticed something new around her eyes.

"What is that?" I asked.

"Eye makeup," she replied.

"Rachel, did you get into mommy's eye makeup?" I asked worriedly.

"Noooooooo!" she answered in an irritated tone.

"Well, what is it?" I pressed.

"Chocolate chip cookie," she replied.

Yes, while the rest of the world is spending millions on makeup, my industrious 5-year-old is achieving her look with the chips from chocolate chip cookies.

"Pardon me, ma'am- is that Maybelline?"

"No, Chips Ahoy!"