Friday, June 06, 2008

Bathroom Humor

I'm so glad I'm a guy. If for no other reason, I don't have to wait for a stall to open up so I can use the bathroom.

Recently, I took number one daughter with me to the men's room so she could number one. Unfortunately, there was someone in the only stall. And by unfortunately, I think I mean for him.

We walked in and Rachel quickly surmised the situation. She leaned over part way, saw the shoes and the pants around the ankles and said loudly, "There is someone in there, daddy!"

"I know sweetie," I replied. "We'll stand over here and wait our turn."

I ushered her off to the side so our shoes wouldn't be visible to the gentleman.

"We'll go in as soon as they're done, right daddy?"

"Right!" I replied. I could almost feel the man's butt cheeks tightening.

A few seconds passed.

"He's still in there," said Rachel.

"I know," I answered. And then in a louder voice, I said, "I'm sorry, sir."

And then, and Lord knows where this came from, Rachel said, "If it's a bad guy, kill him!"

I laughed and said something like, "I'm sure it's not a bad guy.'

About then, the stall door opened. It was the restaurant manager!

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