Tidbits

I failed again. I smiled when my daughter was talking back to me. I think you would have too.

Rachel was taking toothpicks a handful at a time from a dispenser at a nearby restaurant. I told her she had plenty and she screamed back at me.

"NO! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?" The admonition came with a somewhat maniacal look on her face.

Nice to know Rachel is in touch with her inner mini-me where mommy is concerned.

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There are a lot of things 3-year-olds can't do. However, twisting a plastic slinky until is needs repair is already in their skill set.

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If an armed robber hits a prosthetics store, does that make him heavily armed?

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Why does two revolutions of "Ring Around The Rosy" make me dizzy? The same goes for a trip on the carousel. When did this happen?

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What would make a bright 3-year-old remove her soiled diaper in the middle of an elevator at a house of worship? Yep, that would be our bright 3-year-old!

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Rachel must have been a cat in a prior life. Why else would she constantly launch herself onto the newspaper page that I'm reading on the floor?

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Accidentally having the BenGay you are rubbing onto your shoulder make contact with your underarm...well, let's just say I wouldn't recommend it!