Things You Never Expect Your Child To Say

Last night, we went to dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Rachel was hardly on her best behavior.
At one point, she tells Rebecca and me in a matter-of-fact tone, "I want to hit the bottle."
My mind tries to process the information until I realize-she wants me to pick her up to she can swat at the inflatable Corona bottle in the next room.
I was about to enroll her in Toddler Alcoholics Anonymous.