Bad Daddy!

Next week is Rachel's 100th day of school. The kids are supposed to bring one hundred of any one item. Rachel plans to bring 100 buttons.

The students are also supposed to dress as 100-year-olds, with their school uniforms underneath. My wife, who has been fighting a cold for a week and a half, griped, "Now how are we going to dress her as a hundred year-old?"

I moved over to whisper in her ear, "We put one kid in a pine box and then have six others carry it in!"