Top Ten List

So I noticed that today is the day for the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. I despise competitive eating. I get sick just watching it.

And then I started wondering. What would be the top ten things you might overhear at today's hot dog eating contest? (Wayne's World dream sequence hand gestures and accompanying noises)



Top Ten Things You Might Overhear At The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest


10.You gonna eat that?

9. I don't care if I win, I just relish the competition!

8. Whatever you do, watch upwind!

7. Does that shirt come in XXXXL?

6. Man, that takes gut!

5. Wait until you see the competitive barfing afterwards!

4. Get a load of the buns in that woman!

3. Is the five second rule in effect?

2. Talk about wiener take all!

1. Nice to see you again, Ms. Alley!